From the recording Conversations
Mrs Bartender was written abobutthe bartender, in this case a female, where the customer can't get a hint. that she's just working and he is oblivious to the fact that all he's really doing is slowly making her more angry.
Lyrics
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Maybe a cherry but not to sweet
Put it on my tab
Mrs Bartender please
Got your attention she said "what you need"
"What's on the menu" she said "can't you read?"
She walks away, throws her hands in the air
And in that moment she screams in despair
Take all the time that you need
You think "she"s flirtin' with me
My cinfidence killed
Mojito for me
Make it strong and on second thought
I'm feeling good
Level headed
Make it strong
And on second thought
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Maybe a cherry but not to sweet
Put it on my tab
Mrs Bartender please
Now i got your atttention
Can i buy you a drink?
Put it on your tab?
Yeah, that's all good with me
She starts shake cuz the tips comin in
It's in the billfold I've added a treat
Take all the time that you need
You think "she"s flirtin' with me
My cinfidence killed
Mojito for me
Make it strong and on second thought
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Maybe a cherry but not to sweet
Put it on my tab
Mrs Bartender please
Now i know your not comin home with my
My brain's a bit fuzzed and i cant remeber your name
Please mrs bartender stay with me
Just fir a little while i'm needed your tease
She walks away
Throws hands in the air
And in that moent i scream in despair
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Mrs Bartender
Poor me somethin' nice tender
Maybe a cherry but not to sweet
Put it on my tab
Mrs Bartender please